Wednesday, February 03, 2010

Ode to the Perfect Man

The perfect man is gentle
And never cruel or mean.
He has the perfect smile
And is always neat and clean.
The perfect man likes kids,
And will raise them by your side.
He will be a caring father,
And good husband to his bride.
The perfect man loves cooking.
He will clean and vaccum too.
He'll do whats in his power
To show his love for you.
The perfect man is sweet,
Writing poems with your name.
He's a best friend to your mother,
And will kiss away your pain.
He never makes you cry,
Nor caused you hurt in any way.
To hell with this poem--
The perfect man is gay.

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